Don’t get me wrong, I have a tremendous amount of respect for our elected politicians, it’s when they start talking about a “kinder and gentler” Internal Revenue Service that I end up rolling around on the floor with a towel stuffed in my mouth.
I have been among the select few who have participated in the modern interpretation of the Spanish Inquisition referred to by the IRS as an “audit”. It took place in a grey fortress in the
That was my first one. A few years later it was my turn again. Fortunately I had remembered the routine from the first audit and arrived for my second one fully prepared. I had the deed to my house, the title to my car, my bankbooks, credit cards, negotiable bonds and various other items of value. I simply walked back into the steel grey cubicle, piled the big stuff in the corner, signed the paperwork giving all my worldly goods to the United States Government and threw myself across the desk begging for mercy. The IRS agent recognized that I knew the rules and rewarded me by allowing me to keep my wife.
With national elections hovering in the future, many politicians are already looking towards the insecurity of having to go look for work and they are casting about frantically for a popular issue. The IRS is a natural. If they are a Republican, Democrat, Green Party, Socialist, Communist, Whig, Federalist, or Independent they all recognize the common bond of IRS dislike rampant in the hearts and minds of the voters. Mass appeal, mass support, and they have no danger of accidental alienation. Not even from the employees of the IRS.
The people lurking in the hallways of the IRS fear not for they know that nothing will really change. Two reasons: one, these same politicians have their returns audited by the IRS. And, two, to change the attitude and policies of the IRS all employees of that agency who have been ruthless and irresponsible in their duties will have to be discharged. The taxpayers of the
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